Takeaway

We are now offering a takeaway menu! So never fear, your Sunday Dinner can now be delivered to your door! You don’t have to miss out, so put down the toilet roll and pick up the gravy jug. We also have an amazing selection of burgers, fusion Asian cuisine, wine, beer, and cocktails.

So let’s ride this out together. We’re offering delivery for a 2-mile radius and are now ready for collection. Delivery runs from 12 pm – 9.30 pm and collection finishes at 10 pm.

20% off your bill for collection! £20 minimum spend to qualify for delivery.

Burgers

Our mouthwatering burger selection is here, with signature styles that go way beyond the Big Mac. Get that fancy feast on the go and beat the boredom with our belting burgers.  We’re heading West. Served on a pretzel bun with skinny fries.

Burgers

Price(£)

Liz Card

This classic burger is named after our former managers Mum - how cute!

With a glorious beef patty, black treacle smoked bacon, melty American cheese, gherkins and burger sauce it's a burger you can depend on.

Served with regular fries.

8.95

High Tower

In tribute to the noise-making, wise-cracking legend from Police Academy and all his greatest achievements we bring you the High Tower - a Chicken Burger that ain't for cowards!

Florida-fried chicken thigh, hash brown, American cheese, sweet chilli sauce and baby gem lettuce piled high inside a pretzel bun.

Served with regular fries.

8.95

Green Chilli Cheeseburger

Feeling spicy? Like Aisley Harriot yeeee boiiiii spicy?

With a tasty beef patty, American cheese, jalapeños , birdseye chillis, peppered ketchup and chilli marinated gherkins, we're turning up the heat and blasting you with it!

Served with regular fries.

8.95

Duck Da Police

East meets West with a meaty beef patty, tender and sticky hoisin duck, and a drizzle of hoisin glaze. Goes brilliantly with our salt and pepper selection.

Served with regular fries.

8.95

Master Card (VE)

Where's all the vegan options at?! We got you covered, buddy.

With a 6oz vegetable protein patty, caramelised onions, vegan cheddar cheese, baby gem lettuce, and tomato the Master Card tastes so meaty you'll think it's a fraud!

Served with regular fries.

8.95

Big Mick

Anyone considering ending it all with the news Maccy D's shut up shop in this turbulent time STOP! IT AIN'T WORTH IT!

This big lad burger will surpass anything Ronald's valued employees churned out 348358 billion times a day, we stack two beef pattys, shred lettuce atop and throw down burger sauce, gherkins and American cheese.

Served with regular fries.

8.95

Journey to the East

You know we’ll give anything a go, so why not have your burger with a Crispy Peking Duck leg? East meets West and everyone gets what they’re craving for. We know how difficult it can be to choose sometimes.  We’re going all out so be prepared for a real flavour journey to the Orient. You can mix and match these small dishes with the rest of our menu to make up a banquet!

Journey to the East

Price(£)

Crispy Peking Duck

Crispy and juicy crispy braised Peking duck leg with hoisin sauce, spring onion, and cucumber served with pancakes. The classic! Tear and share with the family or just eat the whole duck to yourself. Try not to fight over the crispy bits.

7.95

Crispy Chilli Beef

This one is a real treat with strips of fried crispy sweet and spicy chilli beef topped with sesame seeds, fresh chilli and coriander. Definitely my favourite and adding this to the Duck Da Police burger is an absolute win as it brings extra crunch and a kick.

7.95

Crispy Chilli Broccoli

Our flowering broccoli has been tossed in our salt and pepper seasoning and topped with spring onion.

4.95

Salt & Pepper Wings

If you're needing your fix of chicken wings and the local Chinese takeaway just ain't been the same lately for some reason, you need these!

Salt and pepper chicken wings so good they're flyin' out.

5.95

Peking Chilli Wings

Why not mix things up a bit? Variety is the spice of life!

Get some of these spicy peking-style hot wings in your life and you'll agree that your dining experience at home has hit it's peak. Oh come on. That's a great line. You do better, you've got the time...

5.95

Cumin & Sesame Wings

Don't flap about the lack of choice other places have when it comes to wings, fly on over to our side of life and have CHOICE.

These guys are cumin and sesame seasoned to perfection and they're a little different to that bang average banter you've had before.

5.95

Southwest Chipotle Wings

Southwest sauciness with a tasty hit of the hot stuff, winging it's way to you on your command!

5.95

Sunday Roast

We insist that as soon as the delivery driver comes to your door you blast the Rocky theme tune and this continues throughout your meal, during these trying times we have to keep things as normal as possible…

So here we have it, served on Sundays, our LSB lives on in the hearts of mankind along with the rest of our legendary Sunday roast, but in a new form. Just like us.

Choose your meat from Beef, Pork, Chicken or go veggie with the Cauliflower steak and you’ll get all the trimmings alongside our glorious gravy delivered to your door – ring in your pre-order way ahead of Sunday to avoid missing out!

Beef – £13.95

Pork – £11.95

Chicken – £11.95

Cauliflower Steak (V VE) – £11.95

WOT NO LSB?! We are going to offer you something a little different while we change things up a bit, so sit tight.

Sunday Roasts

Price(£)

Roast Beef

You won't be feeling blue after this tender beaut arrives at your door!

13.95

Roast Pork

For the swines amongst us who love a bit of ribeye action, get in on this one!

11.95

Roast Chicken

A classic option for those of us who like a bit of breast, you'll never fall fowl with this one.

11.95

Cauliflower Steak

Love steak but hate all the violence involved in getting there? This Cauliflower didn't know what hit it, but you will when you taste it's succulent goodness.

11.95

Burritos

We’re hitting you up with that Tex-Mex classic, straight up blasting mariachi music and screaming ARRIBA right to your door.

Choose to wrap it up before you slap it up or go for the bowl sans the dough and enjoy a pinch of mexico, picking out your fillings from a wide range of fillings or have it plain. The choice is yours!

Burritos

Price(£)

Burrito Wrap OR Bowl

The basic bowl or wrap is cajun peppers, red onion salsa, tzatziki, rice, baby gem lettuce and avocado - but don't be a bore, pimp it up with your choice from below...

7.00

Cumin & Sumac Cauliflower

One for the veggies, this is a subtle spice selection slung over cauliflower til it tastes delicious!

add 2.00

Chipotle Marinated Pork Ribeye

Bringing the heat to the porkie party, this is one for the meat fans.

add 3.00

Rosemary & Lemon Shredded Chicken

Light and flavoursome shredded chicken that's been drizzled all cheeky in a classic combo of lemon and herb.

add 3.00

BBQ Pulled Duck

We love a good ducking and this ain't half a vigorous one!

BBQ-doused shredded pork is a real winner and everyone knows it, until you eat it yourself - then the winner is you. Well done.

add 3.00

Sexy Fries!

Regular is regular and plain is nice, but wouldn’t you rather sex things up a bit? Get a little dirty on the side?

We’ve got you covered, you scoundrel! If you’re our fries, at least. Check out our wide-ranging selection of potato-based vices and spoil yourself right now!

Sexy Fries!

Price(£)

Plain Jane

These are the answer to your call if you're wanting to keep it simple. I respect that, but even Kalvin Phillips plays that cross-field pinger or the cheeky dink once in a while mate...

3.00

Salt & Pepper Fries

These fritt and litt, fam!

Salt and pepper fries are a staple of any decent takeaway and ours boss it like nobodies business.

5.00

Hicky Fries

Know someone who always throws themselves BBQ sauce for days on their fries? Are they a poultry enthusiast?

These are hickory smoked barbecue sauce and chicken-smothered fries - they're Bonnie a.f and you need them more tonight, you need them now more than ever. #gwontyler

5.00

Roma Fries

Anyone who doesn't love cheesy chips is someone you shouldn't trust, simple as that.

We've got them on LOCKDOWN with these cheesy fries with a sneaky hit of the Italiano herbs to make it pop.

5.00

Tiberian Fries

With this twist on the humble fried potato sticks of joy, shredded duck reigns over them like an all-powerful emperor smattering hoisin jam, spring onion and cucumber atop.

Eat these and be ready to rule your own damn kingdom!

5.00

Piggy Fries

Ever looked at a pig and just whispered softly "one day I'll lace you all over my fries, you swine!"

Us, too.

Shredded pork, bacon bits and baconnaise lace this fritte de resistance of fries 5 ways (6 if you count borrrrring regular fries)

5.00

Fish & Chips

You read right, my friend. We are doing delivered fish and chips the classic British way served with all the trimmings you’d be asking for at the local only you can’t coz… Well. Y’know.

Fish & Chips

Price(£)

Fish & Chips

Haddock fried up in beautiful beer batter and sent to you with mushy peas, chips, buttered bap and a grilled lemon.

9.00

Desserts

We have all your usual favourite desserts, just served with vanilla cream and in a takeout box! Spoons at the ready!

Desserts

Price(£)

Sticky Toffee Pudding

Our spongy sticky toffee pudding drizzled in butterscotch sauce and served with vanilla cream.

4.95

Salted Caramel Brownie

Our caramel brownies are coming in and served with vanilla cream.

4.95

Cherry Bakewell Tart

Our delicious bakewell tart with frangipane, cherry jam and almonds. Served warm with vanilla cream

4.95

Drinks

White Wine

Panuelo Blanco £10.00
Le Beau Sud Sauvignon Blanc £11.00 Picpoul De Pinet, Belle Perle £ 14.00 Leefield Station Sauvignon Blanc £18.00

Red Wine

Panuelo Tinto £10.00
Amodo Pinot Noir £12.00
The Guv’nor, £16.00
Familia Zuccardi Brazos Malbec £18.00

Rose Wine

Whispering Hills White Zinfandel £10.00
Le Coc Perdu GSM Rose £12.00

Bottled Beer: £3.50

Corona 4.5%
Peroni Red 4.7%
Gluten-Free IPA 4.5%
Peroni Libera 0%
Gluten-Free Peroni 5.1%

Cocktails -£7.00 (Served in a classy takeout latte cup)

Espresso Martini
Pornstar Martini
Amaretto Sour
Beverly Hills Raspberry Mojito

Soft Drinks – £2.00

Ting
Dr Pepper
Coke
Old Jamaica Ginger Beer

Fever Tree Tonic: Mediterranean – Light – Elderflower – Aromatic & lemon

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I see you looking at that fine looking food and we’re ready for your call. Come to our’s or we’ll come to you for some of the good stuff. Just click that button or copy this number: 01937 587897

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